Crap Democrats Believe & The "You Might Be A Leftist" Test

 

Here is some really wacky things that Democrats believe in:

-Illegal Aliens can and should vote in American elections.
-Illegal Aliens can and should hold American jobs.
-Illegal Aliens can and should go to our schools.
-Illegal Aliens can and should receive welfare benefits.
-Illegal Aliens should be counted in our census records.

-Voter ID requirements are the same as "Jim Crow " laws (i.e. they're racist).

-Marginalized groups need special protection. To say otherwise is racist.
-Open Borders are great. Come one, come all!!! Opposing it is racist.

-"No one is illegal on stolen land." Unless you are a rich celebrity.
-So-called "Trans kids" should be able to get body-disfiguring surgeries without consent of parents.
-Fossil fuels are bad, windmills are wonderful.
-Vandalizing Elon Musk's cars and dealerships is good (because he's pro-Trump, so screw him).
-Government fraud and abuse is okay unless it's done by Republicans, then it is evil.
-It is fine if transvestites want to read to our children in full trans garb.

-Transvestites are perfectly normal people.

-People who are not progressive, or liberal, deserve to be cancelled for their opinions.

-A "Black Student Union" is good, but a "White Student Union" would be racist.
-Guns should be banned or at least heavily regulated.
-Abortions should have no, or very few, regulations.

-The military should be kinder and gentler. Not mean and violent.
-ICE agents are like the gestapo, and attack and deport innocent citizens and legal immigrants.
-Defunding the police, and ICE and other law enforcement agencies is preferable.
-Free Healthcare for everyone, even Illegal Immigrants.
-Biological men should be allowed to play in women's sports.
-Biological men should be allowed to go into women's restrooms.

-The term "biological men" is racist.

-Focus on our DIFFERENCES, and downplay our SIMILARITIES.
-It's okay to claim that "men can give birth".

-It is impossible to define what a "woman" is.

-You get to pick your own pronouns depending on how you feel.

-Communism isn't so bad.

-Tolerance is vital, unless you're talking about tolerating conservatives. 

-Political violence is terrible! But it's ok if done against conservatives/Republicans.

-Every country has a sovereign right to self-defense... except for America and Israel.

-Down with term limits. Unless you mean Republicans, then we're ALL FOR IT!

-Government shutdowns are good, but only when done by Democrats.

-Republican shutdown = obstructionism. Democrat shutdown = principled stand.

-You cannot define what a woman is.
-There should be higher taxes on rich people.

-Burning the American flag is a bold, protected statement.

-Burning a "Gay Pride" or "Trans" flag is a hate-crime.

-Only, so-called, "white people" are racist.
-Globalism is better than Americanism.

-Prison should be for rehabilitation, not punishment.
-The concept of American exceptionalism is inherently racist.

-Diversity is our strength.

-Our country's biggest threat is white supremacy.

-Toxic masculinity is at the root of all societal ills.

-Down with the patriarchy.
-Voter ID requirements are racist.
-Everything is potentially racist (unless done by a Democrat, then it's good).
-Charlie Kirk had it coming.
-Cancel culture is okay, but mainly when it is aimed at conservatives.

-Affirmative action is great.

-DEI is great.

-Socialism is good. Capitalism is bad.
-All Republicans, even good patriotic ones, are ignorant evil morons.
-Traditional norms are the product of an evil white male patriarchal system.
-Socialism (a euphemism for communism) is better than capitalism.
-Homosexual marriage is fine, and perfectly normal.
-Medicare for all.
-The Islamification of America is good, but the Christianization of America is bad.
-The Death Penalty is bad, racist, and a product of white dominance.
-Marijuana should be legalized.
-Universal health care is a right.
-Tuition free college is good.
-Sharia law good / 10 Commandments bad.
-Donald Trump has done NOTHING GOOD as president, ever, at all.
-Donald Trump is Satanic.
-Donald Trump is The Devil.
-Donald Trump is Hitler.

-Donald Trump is a pedophile.

-Donald Trump is a narcissist.

-Donald Trump is racist.
-Donald Trump is a fascist.

-Donald Trump is an authoritarian.

-Donald Trump is a king.

-Donald Trump is treasonous (a traitor).

-Donald Trump caused the so-called "January 6th Insurrection".
-The MAGA movement is evil and destructive to American democracy.

-The January 6 Capital incident was equal to, or worse than, the last 50 leftist riots combined.

-MAGA loyalists tried to overthrow the government on January 6th, 2020.

-BLM is a legitimate socially beneficial organization.

-George Floyd's death was a national tragedy. Charlie Kirk's death was justified, because reasons.

-The 2020 election was legitimate. 

-The electoral college needs to be done away with once and for all.

-There should be, like, 20 Supreme Court Justices.
-America is a Democracy, not a constitutional republic.

-"Vote blue, no matter who".

-Every commercial on TV should have mostly black people in them.

-White characters can be portrayed by black people. But it's racist when it is the other way around.

-You can have exclusively black TV, colleges, sports, and music, but not exclusively white.

-Biden's exist from Afghanistan was flawless.
-"Benghazi" Barack Obama was the best president ever.

-Joe "Auto-Pen" Biden was an awesome president.
-Kamala "Open Borders" Harris was a great Vice-President and was qualified to be president.
-"Tampon" Tim Walz was a good vice presidential candidate. 

-Kamala ran a flawless campaign in 2024.

-If gas prices are high and it’s under a Democrat president, it’s the Republican’s fault.

-If gas prices are low and it’s under a Democrat president, that Democrat president is 100% responsible for it.

-If the gas prices are low, and it’s under a Republican President… um… low prices? What low prices??
-Our elected officials should prioritize illegal aliens over American citizens.

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Here is a "You Might Be A Leftist Commie Democrat" Test.

Please answer Agree or Disagree to the following questions.

Agree or Disagree Test

1. Agree / Disagree: Illegal Immigrants can and should vote in American elections.
2. Agree / Disagree: Illegal Immigrants can and should receive welfare benefits and free healthcare.
3. Agree / Disagree: Voter ID requirements are inherently racist.
4. Agree / Disagree: Open borders are preferable to restricted immigration ("come one, come all").
5. Agree / Disagree: If necessary, "Trans kids" should be able to receive body-altering surgeries without the consent of their parents.
6. Agree / Disagree: Biological men should be allowed to compete in women’s sports and use women’s restrooms.
7. Agree / Disagree: It is impossible to define what a "woman" is.
8. Agree / Disagree: The 2020 election was entirely legitimate, and the events of January 6th were an attempted government overthrow.
9. Agree / Disagree: Defunding the police, ICE, and other law enforcement agencies is a preferable policy.
10. Agree / Disagree: Socialism is a superior system to capitalism.
11. Agree / Disagree: Every country has a sovereign right to self-defense, except for America and Israel.
12. Agree / Disagree: Donald Trump is a fascist and an authoritarian who has never done anything good for the country.
13. Agree / Disagree: "White people" are the only group capable of being racist.
14. Agree / Disagree: Traditional norms are the product of a white male patriarchal system.
15. Agree / Disagree: Government officials should prioritize the needs of illegal immigrants over American citizens.
16. Agree / Disagree: "Vote blue, no matter who!"
17. Agree / Disagree: Diversity is America's strength!
18. Agree / Disagree: Certain marginalized groups deserve special rights over other groups.
19. Agree / Disagree: It's okay to use violence to protest government policies. 
20. Agree / Disagree: Mass shootings and other gun violence is due to a lack of anti-gun laws.
21. Agree / Disagree: The U.S. flag is a symbols of oppression and hatred.
22. Agree / Disagree: The rich should pay a lot more in taxes than less wealthy people.