Commie Liberal Democrat Female Protester Jokes

 

A purple-haired commie liberal chick goes to the doctor. The doctor tells her she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying. Doctor says "What's wrong?" She replies, "I know who the father is for one of them, but I don't know about the other one!"

The same chick and her friend are walking in the park when the friend says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The purple-haired commie liberal chick looks up and says, "Where?"

A purple-haired commie liberal chick is overweight as usual so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the commie liberal chick returns, the doctor finds that she's lost nearly 20 pounds. He exclaims, "That's amazing! So you followed my diet?" The commie liberal chick nods. "Yes, but I thought I was going to drop dead every third day." "Why?" asked the doctor. She replied "From all that skipping, duh!"